Not The Best Day For Daddy
March 6th, 2010 -- Posted in Journal | No Comments »Go to office to pick up some items that were purchased from the auction, load up a cart with wheels with printers and computers and leave it at the top of the stairs with a child…
Talk right through the fact that your child is climbing on top of his Roller Coaster Ride-on Toy to get high enough to get your attention and still keep talking while it spins out from under him catching his ankle on the side of the desk. Lots of blood everywhere. No concert for mama and baby tonight.
Take the glasses out to the sink and forget they are glass and just drop them in… POOF Exploding glass everywhere.
And this is just a bit of their adventures today. Ronnie is telling me about all the fun stuff he did with Daddy’s boss at the office. One of the things he learned is that in the tubes on the office walls is emergency gear. In it is a face mask in case of toxins in the air. This consists of a plastic bag that fits entirely over the head. I am having long quiet talks with Ronnie now about how this is a special bag and we should never put anything over our heads unless mommy says it is safe.
Mark is looking at me and asks what am I thinking… I quietly tell him I am thinking about Laurel and Hardy.
And this is the man who thinks I was crazy for going down a flight of stairs in a shopping cart. At least I was in my 20′s with a bunch of other students of the same age and under the influence. No kids were present or harmed in the making of said stunt.
